A few years ago I cleaned out my closet and bagged up a bunch of clothes to donate. Then I got sidetracked and the donation clothes remained in the bottom of my closet. I recently cleaned out the closet again and looked through those bags. I was amazed at how I couldn’t remember most of them. “Really? This was a shirt I wore at one point?” Some of them really needed “Best to not be worn after” dates on them.

Today’s Biff is lonely.