When I worked at a fast food joint I was amused by the different requests on how to handle the ice in the soda that a customer just purchased. The most common request was “easy on the ice”. They would say in in a ver accusatorial way. I think there was a general opinion at the time that fast food places were trying to rip off customers by putting way too much ice in the cup. I think they would have been more frustrated to know that the most expensive part of the equation was the cup.

Today’s Biff is out there.