I like my food annoyingly hot temperature wise. Annoying because I have to frequently get up in the middle of a meal and heat my plate of food back up. Whenever we are having leftovers and my wife says something like “Just put that in for 90 seconds and you’ll be fine.” I know to instantly double her figure. I guess this kind of thing is the most troublesome in restaurants. The people in the kitchen have a knack for noticing people that don’t work there messing with their microwaves.

Today’s Biff is going for number one.