I have a friend whose number one turn-off is feet. He’s very obvious in his disgust so we point them out to him at every chance we get. TV commercials, bilboards, magazine ads are all great sources for “Hey, look at this.” The funny thing is that these are professional glossy magazine feet, not some dude walking down the gravel roat barefoot feet. Also, as soon as the temperature gets above 60 degrees fahrenheit, he is constantly in a t-shirt, shorts and sandals. I think I’ve seen his feet more than my own.

Today’s Biff has never been here before.