Sometimes I’ll be out with a group of people and wind up at a restaurant I’ve never been to before. The first time I go through the menu nothing really catches my eye. The second time I go through it I start to get worried. “Oh no, I don’t want anything they have here.” I start to scavenge through the appetizers section to see if I can cobble something together. I hear the other people at the table excitedly discussing their choices. With no time left I choose one of the cheapest items available so I can go out and get something else later on my way home.

Today’s Biff is unleashed.