I think there’s a lot of stuff that I eat that really just tastes like salt or sugar. Waxy, powdery weak sugar. It doesn’t stop me from eating all of it though. Usually at a speed where I’ve eaten it faster than my body can tell me to stop. “Ugh, why do I feel like I’m going to burst? Oh yeah… probably shouldn’t have opened that second bag.”

Today’s Biff is protein packed.