Some workplaces develop a weird junk food peer pressure. “I brought cake. Did you see I brought cake? What did you think of the cake? Lets go look at the cake. I want to watch you eat the cake. I know it’s 7:30 in the morning but you should be eating cake instead of looking at the clocks all the time. Take another slice with you incase you get hungry before lunch time. Caaaaaaaaaaaake.” It’s even worse when there is some sort of holiday to hang an excuse for bringing piles of food to work. St Patrick’s Day? Green cake!

Today’s Biff will skip breakfast tomorrow.