Oh, darn. There goes my excuse for speeding when I get my driver’s license.
Physics Ways to get out of a speeding ticket
“Sir did you know how fast you were going”
“No, but I know exactly where I am”
“Sir do you know how fast you were going”
“Officer, it is foggy out and I know for a fact that the radar gun more likly then not clocked the speed of the fog rather then my car”
Or going of on speed versus velocity, reference frames, instantaneous versus average velocity and confuse them*
*this one has been successfully used by someone I knew
Also fact: when being stopped after being lasered just say “I saw the officer talking with his colleague”
In germany this is enough to get out of paying as the “Laser Guy” by law must fully concentrate on measuring and he cannot prove, he did not talk to his colleague. This is enough because police cannot prove “without a doubt” that one was speeding.
I am a woman who’s “time of the month” falls on a full moon. My uncle thinks that, sexism aside, that such ideas were fuel to the werewolf fire.
I don’t drive, namely because I have trouble keeping on the right side of the path. Usually, I walk on the left. My father noticed that I started out walking that way since I was little.
So drive in Europe!
What!? But my lawyer said that would work
Sir, do you know how fast you were going?
Apparently not fast enough; you still caught me
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